How can I get my parents to see that social interaction is irrational, and I should be left alone?

I don't know why I'm taking this seriously, but I am. SO here goes. I have a friend very much like you who conducts "social experiments" and is not like a teenager at all. And I have to tell you, it is EXTREMELY irritating at times. At times, our debate-driven conversations are stimulating intellectually, but at other times, I just want to talk to him NORMALLY. and as another poster pointed out, your argument is not logical at all. You may be intellectually "perfect," but human and social interaction is a part of any job, any life you choose to lead, especially if you want that life to be successful. You cannot isolate yourself from the rest of the world and expect success. social interaction does not necessarily mean having a love life, but having a SOCIAL life. Meet new people. If you don't want friends, that's your choice, but just try to interact with people on their level; connect with them. It will benefit you in the future. Have you ever seen Bones? The female lead is just like you: smart, rational, and has no social skills whatsoever. It looks like she has a great life as she's very successful but many people disregard her accomplishments because of her complete lack of social skills. The same will be true with you. Just saying. SO choose what you want to do but before you deem social interaction "irrational" and "useless" try it.